bollocks to christmas
by the various assortments

bollocks to christmas lyrics

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it's that time of year again
that I really hate
I wanna get it over with
I just can't wait
cos I don't like Christmas
it really gets me down
I don't find it any fun
it only makes me frown

bollocks to Christmas
shove it up your arse
bollocks to Christmas
it's nothing but a farce

now I ain't a religious nut 
but it offends me all the same
the way they've hijacked Christmas
to sell computer games
and I don't intend to
put in a crazy bid
just to buy the new Nintendo
for some spoilt brat bastard kid

 

 

bollocks to christmas by the various assortments

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and I don't like brussels
they breach my human rights
I'm sick of cold turkey every single night
So Hark! the herald angels sing
give us all your money
I hear the sound of cash tills ring
it isn't very funny

Daddy can I have a pony?
No fucking way
cos Xmas is so phoney
it's just another day
so merry, merry Christmas
all you little girls and boys
I just hope you appreciate
that I'm bankrupt for those toys

bah humbug

[c] Paul Program 2006

the various assortments are for life, not just for christmas - for advice on debt contact the Citizens Advice Bureau (CAB)