Obviously KPS & BG could not have taken on such a monumental task without help from the following musicians:

 Steve McArthur (drums)

James Kingham (guitar & vocals)

Ian Centurion (bass)

Dolores Haze (keyboards & vocals)

Emmalodica (cocktail kit, percussion, melodica & bass)

Ben Galatia (djembe)

Jo Bowis (vocals on 'She')

Mr CC  (alto sax on 'Owen Sexxx' and tenor saxes on 'Tiza G')

Fred Prendergast (guitars on 'Slide's House')

Warren G (guitar on 'Tiza G' and 'Owen Sexxx')

Chester (vocals on 'The Train Went A-Rollin' On By' and various acoustic guitars)

Daniel Onions (lead vocals on 'Paul Hawkins Was A Cat' and 'Peter Gill The Emotional Man')

Paul Patch (lead vocals on 'The Ballad of Stephen McNally KPS & Danny McGuigan BG' and 'Charlie The Chocolate Man')

Ben Garnett (guitar on 'Paul Hawkins Was A Cat')

Lauren Evans (vocals on 'Slide's House')

Sarah Booth (vocals on 'Peter Gill The Emotional Man')

Jude Caton (vocals on 'Gettin Jiggy' and 'You've Got Soul')

Andy Wright (vocals on 'You've Got Soul')

Lucy (vocals on 'Uncle Alan' and 'Ruthie')

Drum Consultants: Emma Hill and Billy Bad

People that have played live with The Various Assortments include:

Ben Garnett, Martin White & Chris White (Colonel Bastard), Jo Bowis, Warren G, Pete Lawrie & Emma Hill (Mister Benn), Swifty and Jimmy Appudurai

The official Various Assortments photographers are Jimmy Appudurai Chua and Craig Sharpe

The official Various Assortments videographers are DJ Fromage, Martin Turner and John Prinn

The official Various Assortments DVD consultant is Andy Preston

The official Various Assortments illustrator is Joanna Evans

Various Assortments logo created by Hannah Whale

Lights by Alex

Make up by Jolene

The official Various Assortments faithful PA is Stash.